United States Redneck Special Forces

There is a news bulletin floating around about the pentagon forming a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces:

These North Carolina boys, Bubba, Hoss, Cooter, Boo, and good 'ole Cletus will be dropped into Iraq using commercial airlines and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by the end of the week.